Be A Sophisticated Fella

Perhaps it was our brief two-month stint in a fraternity that kept us from originally being fans of Crown Royal. All the guys would drink Crown & Coke and then get, well, crazy. We just didn’t like the taste. We were still in our Long Island Iced Tea period. But as we’ve grown older, we’ve grown an appreciation for whiskey of all types. Now there’s a limited release blend from their Crown Royal Noble Collection…


Dallas Weekend Guide: May 26 – 30

Our mom is still getting used to writing 2016 on her checks, yet here we are. It’s almost Memorial Day. If you’re sticking around Dallas, luckily there are several things to keep you busy. And on Monday, please remember to thank any soldiers and veterans you may know or see on the street. Come to think of it, do that every day. Tonight Dugg Burger Plano Grand Opening What: Starting at 5:30 tonight enjoy free…

Sister Helen Holy

The 701 Club: Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves

I wasn’t born in the wagon of a travelin’ show, but there are some half-breed idiots in this world. I’d rather turn back time than have to report on the following happenings in the world today. Take Me Home! Gypsies: The ageless, one-named diva of music just turned 70 years old. Let me break that down. Cher is 70. 70!! The next time I hear some vapid 30-year old sodomite complain that he’s aging, I’m…

Let Me Say This About That


When it looked like the full force of the Republican establishment was going to come forth to prevent him from being the nominee, Donald Trump couldn’t get in front of a microphone without screaming about the system being rigged. Funny how that narrative ended the minute he became the presumptive nominee. Over in Democraticland, Bernie Sanders and his supporters are still crying foul about a rigged system. To be fair, he has built his brand…


Ride It

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Pink Traveler

Seas The Opportunity

Wow, that’s big. Like really, really big. And we can’t wait to jump on it, throw our hands in the air and ride it for days. Yep, Royal Caribbean’s Anthem of the Seas is one of the largest cruise ships ever constructed and next month Atlantis Events will take over the massive vessel for one of the most epic gay cruises in history. We normally wouldn’t be able to write about an Atlantis cruise this…

Queer In The Kitchen

Ode to Ina: Corn Chowder

We all have our idols. For the little boy racing matchbox cars across the living room floor, it’s Jeff Gordon. The blossoming young ingenue adores Carrie Underwood. And, of course, we gays LOVE our Lady Gaga. Seriously, it’s like a mandate to being gay… But to a kitchen queer, no one holds a candle to Ina Garten: the Barefoot Contessa. She. Has. It. All.         Let’s start with that BEAUTIFUL white kitchen. I would literally run…

Sass Fab by Steve Kemble

Hollywood Dish May 19, 2016

What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, entertainment reporter for the CBS Radio Show – Afternoons with Leigh Ann & Courtney Kerr on KVIL 103.7 and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about: First it was Justin Bieber, now Selena Gomez is saying she may cancel all her concert meet-and-greet’s with fans. She issued a statement explaining her decision, “Meeting you guys after…

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